Thursday, Boston, Massachusetts

Madame Petite - She’s a Medium: She sees what you cannot see!

Madame Petite was a client of Dr. Will’s for 13 years following the disappearance of her sister Lucy. During treatment she claims to have discovered her psychic abilities. She used these powers to find her missing sister who was suffering traumatic amnesia and living in a small village in Madison, Wisconsin. She reunited with Lucy and they live together in a mobile home in the town of Crawfordsville, Indiana. This is her report on matters transcendent:

Greetings from Voices of The Other Side Dr. Will

I was not yet aware of the passing of the legendary mime Marcel Marceau this past week. But sure enough the great man contacted me in a vision last night. Of course it took me a while to realize it was really him because he spoke in a loud, high pitched voice. He told me to get up and go to the full length mirror in my bedroom. And there he was in the mirror wearing a big floppy hat. He was clearly distraught. I asked what was burdening him and he began to tell me:

First of all, no sooner do I enter the great Kingdom when the greeting angel makes a face at me and says, ‘Oh, it’s you.’ I said ‘Excuse me?’ He said, ‘All right, I’ll be blunt, I don’ like mimes!’ But before I could react to his comment, a lightening bolt evaporated him right in front of me! And a loud voice thundered, ‘Sorry about that, Marcel.’ Then the voice muttered, ‘man, you crack me up!’

I was shown around the place which is, of course fantastic. At one point I caught a glimpse of my reflection and realized to my consternation that I was in white face! I asked my guide about it and he chuckled, ‘well, that demand came from the highest authority, if you get my drift.’ I asked why and was told, ‘look, it’s well known up here that there is great exasperation with all the yapping that goes on down there. And it’s jawing without a purpose. It’s like talking to hear myself talk. There’s little regard for listening. I’ve actually seen SB…er, that’s how we refer to the Supreme Being here…yell out ‘Oy Vey! Put a sock in it!’ In fact, when Chris Farley showed up SB had him do his Matt Foley bit and howled laughing when Chris bellowed, ‘I wish you would just shut your big YAPPER!’

I have already met some amazing individuals. Went to a Pavarotti concert and the great tenor has really slimmed down. Between numbers he introduced me to the crown and they cheered when I was acknowledged. At the intermission there was another unique welcome that I know you would especially enjoy. Turns out Alice Ghostley and Marion Lorne were brought up on stage and joyously hugged each other to wild applause. I had no idea who they were until Marcel reminded me that they played Esmerelda and bumbling Aunt Clara on the show Bewitched. Turns out that this show was hugely popular with many of the original Apostles! When Ghostley arrived last week it is said that St. Matthew himself burst into tears of joy! Go figure.

Well, that’s all from here. Except that at the end of his appearance Marcel added ominously, “stay tuned for an unexpected passage!” Oh oh!

My advice, Dr. Will, stay inside!