Wednesday, Mansfield, Ohio   Madame Petite - She’s a MediumShe sees what you cannot see!
Madame Petite was a client of Dr. Will’s for 13 years following the disappearance of her sister Lucy. During treatment she claims to have discovered her psychic abilities. She used these powers to find her missing sister who was suffering traumatic amnesia and living in a small village in Madison, Wisconsin. She reunited with Lucy and they live together in a mobile home in the town of Crawfordsville, Indiana. This is Madame’s report on matters transcendent: 
 Dr. Will,It has been a week of poignant and tragic visions. First of all, last night I was awakened by a voice that was instantly recognizable. I sat up and sure enough it was Tammy Faye Bakker Messner. Not only did she speak to me, her image appeared in a reflection of a mirror that’s in a painting I have on the wall of dogs playing poker. She looked healthy and vital, although even on the other side she was weeping tears of joy and sure enough her mascara was running. She shared with me a few observations about her experience so far:  

 First, “I must tell you that I have met amazing people already. Yesterday I chatted with two guys playing chess at a table. Turns out it was none other than Beatle George Harrison and actor Rock Hudson! I couldn’t help but asking George what inspired the great success of the Beatles and he said, “people don’t want to believe it, but mostly it was Ringo!”Second, the place was celebrating because after generations of complaints, God relented and ordered several offensive creatures segregated in their own environment away from the rest of us. The list was long and included, among other cockroaches, gnats, shetland ponies and any writer associated with the “Head-On commercials.”

Finally, Tammy said she was delighted that there are pets in heaven and she has been reunited with all of hers throughout her lifetime. Which leads us to her final word. Here’s what she said:

“The place was still abuzz about an incident a while back when the Kingdom welcomed in several pit bulls that were brutally abused and killed. Now it turns out that these were the very animals from Michael Vick’s farm. And here’s the amazing part. From what I have heard, when someone is cruel to animals when the die they go to a place that is run by the very animals they hurt! Can you imagine? So it seems that Mr. Vick and his friends will be spending a period of time up here at a pit bull ranch. I just love justice! (Of course this explains why I am now living in a seedy condominium surrounded by fervent Hindus, Muslims and other non-Christians and my bathroom fixtures are made of unpolished metal.

That’s all from here. Off to my job at Mall and new visions. I’ll be in touch!

M.P.